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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2009|08:48 pm]
did you guys hear? Bees on cocaine. Who thought this was a good idea? There would be 15 minutes of hell if those bees got loose.
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Popped my door cherry today [Nov. 20th, 2008|06:01 pm]
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So after years of riding in the city, and years of being a courier, this morning, I caught my first door. It was a low-ish speed thing and I'm fine, (winter clothes = padding) but I'm still pissed off. God damn, stupid, fucking self-absorbed bitch couldn't even take the portion of a second to look behind her in case someone else just happened to be using the same road during morning rush hour in a city. She was in the passenger seat in the front and could have looked in the fucking mirror so she wouldn't have to bear the effort of actually using her neck, but no. Instead, she was a moron and I ended up hitting the ground.

I wish all cars had lamborghini doors so I would have hit her, instead of a car door. Hitting a fleshy human > hitting rigid car door and perhaps in this magical, lamborghini'd world, the threat of bodily harm would encourage people to look around at their surrounding before they threw an instant wall into the flow of traffic.


Not surprisingly, I was in a foul mood most of the morning, but it was some consolation that I managed to avoid, narrowly, a door flung open in front of me by shutting it enough so I could get by. I should mention that the taxi that some fool was trying to exit, was in the middle lane, not pulled over to the side were it would make sense to get out of a car. I yelled at the twit as I passed, and while I probably sounded rather enraged, I was actually quite proud that my reflexes were fast enough to save my ass.


In conclusion, I wish all cars were like lamborghinis so I could hit people when they're stupid, rather than myself or someone else getting hurt because of another party's stupidity. Also, lamborghinis are really low, so I'd be able to see way farther down the road than usual, due to the suvs, mini-vans and the like.

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It's the 'ween, time to be scared. [Oct. 31st, 2008|07:56 pm]
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actually, I can't quite tell if I'm freaked out by this or like it, but if you're gonna scream, scream with me. (halloweeeeeeeeeeeen!)

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Put it on my Pr0n card! [Oct. 29th, 2008|11:00 pm]
So I just applied for a credit card just so I can see how explicit of an image I can get away with putting on it. I have to wait for my temp card to get here and then I can go back to the site and upload my image. I don't even need another card, I'm just amusing myself.
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(no subject) [Oct. 28th, 2008|08:56 am]
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I just put a wifi card in my laptop that is totally not supposed to work. My lappy is supposed to only work with the small original airport card. I found a regular wifi card that had the same chipset as the airport card and butchered it to make it fit. took all the plastic and metal covers off and I even filed down some parts if it, but I have internal wifi and I only spent $25, which is great considering the airport card that I should have used would have cost at least double that (they don't make em anymore, so prices got stupid)


So I want to say, thank you this girl for doing stupid things to their computer first, so that I could learn from these stupid things and do them to my own computer with a bit of confidence.


While poking around, I found out that on the LA c-list, OG airport cards sometimes hit $175! daaaamn!

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(no subject) [Oct. 27th, 2008|08:37 am]
I want a netbook (one of them tiny, cheap laptops) I'm still up in the air between a eee pc (16g) or the aspire one. Either way, I'm going to get a hard case for it and get things done in my downtime at work.
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(no subject) [Oct. 8th, 2008|10:47 am]
wall street is going down in flames, the effects are widespread, it's even created an internet meme. I still don't understand the whole problem, but this is a funny stop on the way to figuring it out.
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work porn! [Sep. 26th, 2008|08:59 am]
It's raining and kind of cold so I'm glad I don't actually have to leave the house yet. Also, this video is friggin great. Technically safe for work, but maybe not quite. You don't see anything, but it still might be too funny for work if you work somewhere uptight or whatever. I dunno. I've never had a desk job.


edit: looks like Keegan already posted it. that kid's always on the internet.
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Dick smellin' [Sep. 22nd, 2008|03:26 pm]
if you're ever sneakin around, be sure to wash yo dick afore you get ya azz catched.
example video here
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2008|10:24 pm]
today was my very first trip to ikea. it was strange and swedish. bought a bunch of crap for not too much money, but it took so long to get through the store. not an in and out place, and I needed to leave after a little bit.

I did get a nice candle though, which would have come in handy wednesday night with the power outage and the lady I had invited over, but it worked out anyway. but next time will be a lil smoother, which seems to be a possiblity with the strange wiring in the new place.
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2008|04:27 am]
I watched the same fucking show with the same talking ass the other night. fuck.
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2008|01:34 pm]
I'm feeling bored and sweaty. my apartment is filthy after that party friday. I'm not sure what to do with myself today. It's hot outside and it's dirty and air conditioned in here. Also, there seems to be no one around at the moment. hmmm.
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grumble grumble grumble [Jul. 7th, 2008|08:22 am]
why is it that I always feel the most tired when I'm waking up?


also, why did the smoke detector wake me up twice, 8 beeps each time. no fire, no smoke. hell, no one was even awake. wtf? I need a can of air to clean that stupid thing out.

and some coffee. damn monday.
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